morningteacher

A picture worth a thousand words

2011-10-29T21:51:00.005+08:00

i know the title doesn't do justice to the picture as the picture is more like a comic..hahaha.. but i know u get what imma trying to say kan... memang senario hari ni macam tu kan..? back in my primary years (somewhere in the early 90's...yeah i know i'm old..LOL) parents are still behaving like a parents...
they give good example to their children..my mother always tell me, "behave yourself, and respect your teachers". and at school, whenever she met my teachers,she'll go "Cikgu, kalau nakal2, ajar je..jangan sampai patah lebam sudahla..". You see.. begitula parent trust cikgu dulu.
Tapi kalau skang ni... hurmmmm.. i don't know la..maybe not all.tapi tula, generasi zaman I kecik dulu la yg treat anak2 dia ngada2 skang ni.. why ek? because dulu diaorg takut sgt ngan cikgu, so now dia jadi over protective plak kat anak2 dia? spoil brat!

going for holiday ...erkkk!!! banyaknya nak plan..

2011-04-05T15:50:00.007+08:00

note : ni gambar omputih mana ntah i snap sementara nak board flight..hekhek..
yup! yup! as the title said it.. memang kalau nak berjalan tu kemain seronok kan. but do u guys know memacam yang kita kena plan/pikir/bajet sebelum kita bleh pegi? terutama sekali kepada mereka2 yg nak berjalan with tight budget ( macam I la kan) hahaha...
well disini i nak senaraikan 10 steps that i think can help those yang berminat utk bercuti ke luar negara dgn bajet yang agak kecil. kalau bajet you all besar, takpela.takde masalah punya.sekiranya you all ada tips2 lain yang dirasakan leh membantu , jgn malu jgn segan sila komen untuk tambah lagi.ape salahnya kongsi2 maklumat kan? hehe
okey..dibawah ini adalah top ten tips yg i rasakan membantu..insyallah :)

1) sila congak terlebih dahulu berapa bajet yang u all ada..
- ini first step of all steps. sebab bila dh tau brape yg ada baru leh rancang destinasi/timing yang sesuai dengan bajet.

2) berapa hari nak spend kat sana?
- okey, skang ni dh tau tempat nak pegi, dah tau jumlah wang terkumpul :) , kenala rancang brape lama nak spend kat sana. mampu ke nak duduk lama2? kalau kejap sgt, dapat ke melawat
tempat2 yang best?

3) apa destinasi menarik yang boleh dilawati?
-ini pon kena tau, takkan sampai sana nak duduk dalam bilik hotel je kan? so kena google siap2, ape tempat best/famous/unik yang leh korang lawati sepanjang percutian tu.

4) tempat tinggal...
- selalunya org akan pilih tempat tinggal yg murah..kalau ada paling murah, yg itula yg korang pilih kan.memang betul, tapi kena pastikan samada ianya selamat,selesa dan ada tak pengangkutan awam yg dekat dgn hotel tu.sebab kalo nk berjalan mestila perlukan kenderaan kan.jadi research btol2 supaya tak pengsan mencari kenderaan bila nak kemana2.

5) berapa cash money yang perlu ditukar?
- kalau nak pegi luar negara ni sah2 la kena tukar duit kan. so kena fikir la berapa yang nak ditukar.tapi nasihat saya, jgn bawa duit banyak2 coz bahaya.especially bila foreigners tau kita ni ousider,dia akan cuba nak tipula or nak pau la kan.so better bawak mencukupi n back up dengan credit card (in case of emergency) or aktifkan international ATM service.

6) apa jenis pakaian / kasut yang nak dibawa?
- ini tidak menjadi masalah sekiranya negara yg u all nak lawat tu lebih kurang je dgn malaysia. mcm indonesia, thailand or filipina.tapi kalau negara tu ada iklim berbeza dan time u all pegi plak time sejuk so mmg kena prepare pakaian bersesuaian.pastikan u all check whether report few days before bertolak untuk tau keadaan semasa.

7) sila google bagaimana untuk pergi ke destinasi2 yg hendak u all lawati.
- if u all dh ada senarai tempat2 yg nak dilawati, sila tgk apakah kenderaan dan stesyen terdekat dgn tempat2 tersebut.mcm mana nak pegi dr hotel u all tinggal tu.. lepas tu, kena pastikan juga, waktu tempat2 tersebut dibuka.ada sesetengah tempat sekiranya musim sejuk atau salji lebat, ia akan tutup.so kena pastikan la, kalau tak sia2 je.

8) sila bawak kamus yang bersesuaian
-this is not compulsory.kebiasaannya guna english pon boleh.tapi utk negara yang kronik englishnya better la bawak.kalau nak bawak gps pon boleh,but do bear in mind, charge roaming adalah sgt mahal.jadi penggunaan gps sgt2la tidak digalakkan.

9) aktifkan roaming services
-this is very important in case of emergency atau apa2 keperluan mendesak.tp mcm i ckp tadila, roaming sgt mahal.if u all pegi europe charge panggilan adalah rm4/minit.sekiranya org dr malaysia kol korang,charge tetap akan dikenakan dlm bil korang.so renung2kan..ehehe

10) enjoy dan jgn marah2
- bila disana, please enjoy yourself dan jgn tense up atau panic sekiranya u all dapati u dh salah jalan atau sesat.jgn nervous cepat sgt atau nak salahkan org lain (cthnya- kawan u ke, suami/isteri ke,siblings ke). rileks.tarik nafas dan minta bantuan org sekeliling.kalau semua xtau ckp omputih,minta dia tunjukkan balai polis terdekat. have fun :)

After a long timeeeeee...

2010-12-11T20:31:00.001+08:00

its been almost 6 months or so since i last updated this blogs... lost interest of writing since many things came up.. will try n upload new news regarding of my surroundings and activities
:)

for us to ponder

2010-04-24T22:31:00.000+08:00

A man woke up early in order to pray the Fajr Prayer at the masjid. He got dressed, made his ablution and was on his way to the masjid. On his way to the masjid, the man fell and his clothes got dirty.

He got up, brushed himself off, and headed home. At home, he changed his clothes, made his ablution, and was, again, on his way to the masjid.

On his way to the masjid, he fell again and at the same spot! He, again, got up, brushed himself off and headed home. At home he, once again, changed his clothes, made his ablution and was on his way to the masjid.

On his way to the masjid, he met a man holding a lamp. He asked the man of his identity and the man replied I saw you fall twice on your way to the masjid, so I brought a lamp so I can light your way.' The first man thanked him profusively and the two where on their way to the masjid.

Once at the masjid, the first man asked the man with the lamp to come in and pray Fajr with him. The second man refused. The first man asked him a couple more times and, again, the answer was the same. The first man asked him why he did not wish to come in and pray. The man replied,
"I am Satan (devil/evil)"

The man was shocked at this reply. Satan went on to explain, "I saw you on your way to the masjid and it was I who made you fall. When you went home, cleaned yourself and went back on your way to the masjid, Allah forgave all of your sins.
I made you fall a second time, and even that did not encourage you to stay home, but rather, you went back on your way to the masjid.
Because of that, Allah forgave all the sins of the people of your household .

I was AFRAID if i made you fall one more time, then Allah will forgive the sins of the people of your village , so i made sure that you reached the masjid safely!"

So do not let Satan benefit from his actions. Do not put off a good that you intended to do as you never know how much reward you might receive from the hardships you encounter while trying to achieve that good.

weigh loss program..its work and funny too..hahahaha

2010-03-14T20:53:00.001+08:00

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

He lost 63 pounds that week.

new addiction

2009-12-27T03:49:00.002+08:00

sorry la dh lama tak update blog..some of my concern blogger frens asked me to at least post something new..even a line..hahaha..LOL..terharu akak..well u guys, i bukan apa, takde idea nak blog these days..furthermore i'm stuck with facebook..hahaha..so makin la kureng masa n tenaga utk update here..will be coming back blogging once i'm fully recharge..hehehe..see you guys around

tahniah penjawat awam!!!

2009-10-23T18:10:00.002+08:00

bagi menghargai jasa penjawat awam..tahun ini tiada bonus!!!!
pakat gelak ramai2.. sambil telan air liur tgk org swasta dpt berbulan2 bonus
hooooooreeyyy!!! tahniah semua gov servant!!!

wedding gala

2009-10-04T21:18:00.005+08:00

last night was one of the most memorable night for myself...not just because one of my dearest frenz is getting married but also because its the most interesting wedding ceremony that i've ever attend so far..wedding ni tersangatla gempak sampaikan aku rasa mcm attend majlis anugerah pon ada.
we are welcome with a red carpet nicely hampered outside of the hall..camera/cameraman were everywhere..waiter and waitreses patiently waiting for the guest to settle down.irama ghazal nan merdu mengiringi perjalanan masuk kami ke dewan.diikuti dengan susun atur dewan yg sgt cantik dihiasi dengan pelamin yg sangat indah..
one thing yang sgt menarik jugak is the gift that night.biasanya dpt bunga telur yg biasa2 isi dlm bunga tu kan. or dpt gula2 bungkus kan.tapi kali ni bunga telur diisi di dalam bekas angsa emas yg sgtla eksklusif..fuiyooo..to my dear fren,congrats! semoga berbahagia.to you all enjoy the pic!

will be away...for good

2009-09-17T19:29:00.002+08:00

salam lebaran semua.. selamat hari raya aidilfitri..
maaf zahir dan batin... kalau ada tersalah kata
bergurau terlampau ke atau buat apa2 salah ke
maaflah dipinta yer..i nak balik raya...
so will be away for the whole week..
will be back online in another week..
assalamualaikum semua..

bonus..hangus!

2009-09-12T10:11:00.004+08:00

ok you all..katalah apa saja kan,tapi setiap kali nk raya memang bonus ni sesuatu yg ditunggu2 oleh kakitangan kerajaan. org kerja swasta (seperti celcom, cimb, tnb, pnb,perodua) dapat bonus berbulan2. so diorg sengih sampai ke telinga. sudahla gaji banyak, dpt bonus bulan2 plak..mau tak senyum kan.. maksud pekerja swasa disini adalah yg bekerja dgn syarikat swasta berdaftar di malaysia yer..kowang jgn salah faham, kerja kedai runcit,pomen , kedai makan, dn yg sewaktu dgnnya bukan swasta nok!

kumpulan professional yakni 41 ke atas, tak merasa bantuan khas rm500 (bayar dua kali tau..hehehe) yg diberikan.hanya kumpulan sokongan iaitu 41 kebawah je dpt. sudhla tak bg bonus, sebut bantuan khas je pulak...mcm apa je..kesian kakitangan awam.ok la, fine dia bg juga rm500,tapi takde kesan gak utk aku yg DG41 nih!!!! tak dpt.sedangkan akak2 skola aku yg DG32,34,38 tuh gaji dh sampai ke dinding! gaji aku nih ciput jer..pelik la..

apa kriteria diorg bagi wang ihsan nih????takde ihsan langsung... bagi yg lantilkan pertama dlm jawatan lagi kesian.gaji tak sampai pon rm2000, nama je DG41..tapi yg ado...pape pon selamat hari raya la..maaf zahir batin...kuang3!

bila murid cakap belakang..

2009-09-06T14:12:00.002+08:00

ok..biasa la kan ckp2 blakang ni. org besar lagi terrer bab ni kan. tapi bila org besar buat (kwn2, adik beradik, member sekerja) aku kurang nak terasa. sebab naluri org biasala..ada je tak pueh ati..aku pon gitew gak.cuma now dh kureng sikit sebab aku nak belajar jd org yg tau bersyukur dn redha jer...selagi tak memalukan aku n keluarga, aku maleh nk layan org kutuk2 kat wakang (cousin aku sebut belakang sebagai wakang..hehehe) nih!
tapi skang ni aku rajin layan anak2 murid aku YM..baru la dpt the dirts and gossip tentang kelas kesayangan aku tuh! ada ke diorang kata aku nih pilih kasih,suka layan anak2 murid yg cun n emsem jer! tak logik sungguh! then diorg ckp, bila nak minta tlg apa2, aku akan mintak tlg kat budak yang sma je. tak adil! yg lain2 pon nak tlg jugak..heran sungguh! biasa org tak mo kena suruh, budak2 nih pula nak kena suruh...
tentang suka layan yg cun n ensem je, mungkin secara kebetulan kot.murid kelas aku mmg ramai yg comel but yg sgt excellent n berminat bila aku ngajar ada beberapa la.so diorg nih buat aku excited nak mengajar. i tend to ask them utk jawab soalan,give opinion or read passage. but not because of the look..HELLO...tapi sebab diaorng ni bagi full commitment to me and towards learning.tu yg aku suka sgt.but that does'nt mean aku tak bg attention kat yg lain... suruh jugak,cuma kdg2 diorg tak seperti budak2 tadi yg sgt komited nak blajar.
sebagai seorg guru,kalau murid bersemangat kita akan jd lebih bersemangat, tapi kalau murid yg ado je,it just kill your motivation tau!so maybe la aku tend to choose certain2 people dlm aktiviti yg aku handle...huishh..yg lain2 mcm tak kisah,but bila aku dgr diorg merungut at the back, now i know that they want the same attention too..tapi mungkin dlm tak sedar aku bersifat pilih kasih.but thats not my intention..

Salam Ramadhan

2009-08-22T00:45:00.002+08:00

Kepada semua rakan-rakan..
Selamat berpuasa dan beribadah..
Tingkatkn segala amalan di bulan yang mulia nih..
Rebutlah segala peluang yg ada..
Jangan jadikan malam lailatul kadar jadi mlm lailatul kamdar plak..
Kelam kabut nak shopping baju raya
Puasa ntah kemana sibuk nak raya..hahaaha..
(Peringatan kepada diri sendiri nih! sob..sob..iskh! berubahla...)

panas.. ustaz akhil nikah wahida hari ini (16/8/09)

2009-08-16T12:58:00.002+08:00

tengok gambar betol2..lagi cepat dr melodi nih!
hheheheh.. setelah puas mengelak dn menafikan..
ustaz akhil kawen jugak dgn wahida
di masjid kuala kubu bharu..jam 12 tgh hari tadi.
sori kalau gambar tak clear!
ambil guna kamera henpon kawan aku...

terima kasih jela atas komen tuh

2009-08-03T14:12:00.002+08:00

lawak2..kenapa bila nak komen yg negatif2 mesti takut nak tinggalkan url korang? bagi komen macam bagus, tapi tak tinggalkan link?why? why? takut org berkunjung balik ke blog/web anda dan mendapati bahawa anda lebih hamsap dari org yang anda komen?
come on la..if saya seorg guru pon, adakah saya dilarang untuk menulis cara yang saya suka? topik yang saya suka? saya tak hina sesapa, saya tak langgar mana2 undang2 pon rasanya.. semestinya ke saya menulis tentang pendidikan/tentang akademik sahaja.kalau itu yang awak nak, sila pergi ke laman web KPM (kementerian pelajaran malaysia). mungkin sini bukan tempat yg sesuai utk awak!!!! terima kaseeey!

sekolah tutup seminggu

2009-07-31T22:27:00.002+08:00

NOTIS : sekolah akan mula ditutup berkuatkuasa dari 28 julai - 4 ogos. sekolah akan dibuka semula pada 5 ogos 2009! aku cuti wooiii!!! tapi dlm cuti2 nih seram jugak aku. kes H1N1 nih blom selesai. now timbul plak konspirasi tentang kewujudan penyakit nih! ada kata Israel yg sebarkan sebab hanya Israel je yg takdak kes H1N1 nih. uiisshh giler jahat kalau betol!
weii doakanlah semuanya cepat sembuh n kembali normal..aku takot kena penyakit nih! serammm..untuk kowang2 semua take care diri leklok.sapo ada anak kecik jgn kerap bawak kuar umah.budak2 paling cepat kena jangkitan..

this is cool..

2009-07-11T00:00:00.004+08:00

maybe ada antara you all yg dh penah try buat nih..maybe ada yg belom..

but i tried it..best pulak..even tried it with my mum's n bf's number..heheh..

follow the instruction betol2, u akan dpt jawapannya.. lets try!

1) key-in the first 3 digits of your handphone number (not the 01x number) into the calculator
2) multiply by 80
3) add 1
4) multiply by 250
5) plus last four digits of phone number
6) plus last four digits of phone number again
7) minus 250
8) Finally, divide by 2

Is this your handphone number????

p/s - if tak dpt,truskan mencuba... no depan 013/012/017/016 takyah letak.

hapus pon salah..tak hapus pon salah

2009-07-10T15:04:00.002+08:00

aku rasa ramai yg leh bajet menda apa aku nk story nih, non other than PPSMI. eventhough ramai yg tepok tangan sebab ia dihapuskan..tak kurang jugak yg tepuk dahi sebab elaun bisp pon akan dimansuhkan once pengajaran sudah sepenuhnya in bm.hehehe.. ada seorang kawan aku yg terlibat dgn ppsmi ini menerima elaun bisp rm340 sebulan mula mengeluh kerana dia guna duit elaun tuh untuk g facial tetiap bulan.hahaha.tapi untuk yg elaun bisp nya lebey kurang rm100 mcm aku nih,kurang la nak kecoh.. :p
cumanya kalau ada org tanya aku samada aku setuju ke tak dgn the whole mansuh thing ni, aku dgn lajunya akan kata "NO!" kebanyakkan blog yg aku baca semua beri alasan yg sama, sian tgk ank melayu terkejar2 tak paham, kesian tgk anak belajar istilah sains yg tinggi sgt, kesian itu, kesian ini...so..memang kesian la anak kita...org yg tidak berada di sekolah (bukan guru) ramai yg tepuk tangan..suka..tapi pada aku satu kerugian besar buat anak2 kita.
budak sekarang manja. sangat2 manja. malas..so dengan ketiadaan ppsmi ini, akan meningkatkan lagi kemalasan dan daya usaha yang tak berapa nk tinggi tuh! maka BI akan mula dipandang sepi lagi..
whateverla.. yang pasti nya samada suka atau tidak PPSMI memberi kesan yang baik buat murid2 yg melaluinya dn melanjutkan pelajaran ke peringkat yg lebey tinggi. tak payah bergelut dgn masalah bahasa lagi di peringkat ini, hanya perlu fokus kepada pelajaran sahaja, tanpa runsing dan minum air rebusan kamus.hahaha... jgn satu hari nanti multiple, add and minus pon tak tau sudahla..ini realitinya.
p/s = ini pandangan aku. tak suka jgn marah yer... :p

naluri seorang guru

2009-07-04T19:46:00.002+08:00

hahah..tak abes2 ngan entry guna perkataan naluri..amenda ntah aku nih. tapi memandangkan ada mood yg rajin utk blog, apa title pon aku harus layan sebelom otak aku refused utk post anything kat blog nih! well ingat tak zaman korang skolah dulu? zaman kecik2 la, sekolah rendah. sebab sekolah menengah dah kurang thrill coz we are larger than life la konon, cikgu mekgu ni dah tak heran.
tapi masa skolah rendah, cikgu was like everything. apa cikgu cakap semua absorb troz ke otak. sampe apa mak ngan bapa aku ckp pon tak betol.cikgu je yang betol. dan yang paling aku ingat is that, cikgu sentiasa tahu apa yg aku buat, atau berniat nak buat. takyah la ko nak kencing cikgu ko tuh! i wonder how they do it.
but now...15 years later...the secret is finally revealed..."naluri seorang guru".. okla mcm tak gempak je jawapan aku kan.i admit. but thats the truth..memang diaorg tahu.. bila dh jadi cikgu dgn sendirinya akan dapat power naluri nih! hahaha...buktinya :

1) masa exam - dulu2 bila aku nak meniru jer, mesti cikgu nampak..bila gerak sikit je mesti cikgu tegur,padahalnya aku dah usha line dulu dah before buat keputusan nak meniru tuh. tapi dia tahu jugak. sekarang ni bila time aku jaga exam automatically mcm ada sensor je weh. walaupon aku tunduk wat keje lain kat meja guru tuh, tapi aku leh nampak pergerakkan anak murid kat depan.how pyscho is that. gerak je sket aku pon terus tegur..macam inspektor mazlan lak nih!

2) bila tak siap kerja rumah - masa dulu kalau tak siap kerja umah mula la goreng cikgu, pusing kot sini pusing kot sana, letrik takde la, mak ajak balik kampung la, demam, ayah suwuh tido awal la, tapi cikgu akan tahu jugak yg aku nih memang jenis pemalas.kena denda berdiri kat luar. now, aku dh masak dh dengan alasan2 nih semua. setiap murid, seorang guru dh leh baca whether they are telling the truth or not. kebiasaannya budak laki paling kreatif dlm mereka criter.tak masuk akal pon ada, but dia akan bermatian nak bg ko percaya jugak alasan dia. girls are usually direct, bila nk menipu mula la shaking.or gigit bibir. see..told u, leh jadi inspektor dh aku nih!

3) bila buat kerja lain - kalau waktu subjek yg boring, atau aku tak minat, biasanya aku akan wat benda lain. dulu aku tak suka subjek agama islam bukan sebab apa, ustazah tu mcm nk makan org.garang! selalu wat keja lain bila dia masuk, tapi pandai cover muka tgk depan.angguk2 konon paham. tapi tangan dok tulis2 mesej atas kertas then passing ngan member.ustazah tu tahu,dia rampas n suwuh we all baca kuat2 depan kelas.malunya aku, dh la penuh ngan ktukan dn seranah dlm tuh! now, aku pon dh ada feeling tuh. walaupon anak murid tu pandang aku n berlakon mcm kusyuk dgr apa aku ckp, tapi aku leh bezakan dia kusyuk paham or kusyuk wat benda lain. kat bawah meja rupanya dok main pemadam ben-10 ngan membe seblah.hampeh satu pon tk paham apa aku ajar!

well ada banyak lagi sebenarnya berkaitan ngan naluri nih. terutamanya bila ko tgk murid tu mcm rahsiakan sesuatu atau ada masalah keluarga, maslah pembelajaran. semua guru leh tahu,leh rasa. terus terang ckp la, aku bukan jenis org sensitif and ambil berat pasal org sgt. tapi bila dh jadi guru nih, it comes naturally.pensyarah aku dulu penah ckp, awak akan tahu bahawa awak layak jadi guru bila roh guru tuh meresap dlm badan. wel all pon tanya la, mcm mana nak tahu bila ia dh meresap puan? cam citer seram plak tetiba...uik! then puan tu pon kata, bila sebut je nama murid, dengan mudahnya awak leh bercerita ttg murid tu seperti minat dia, sikap, tahap kemahiran dia, rupa paras fizikalnya.tanpa perlu ingat murid tuh yg mana satu.kalau sebut nama murid, awak masihterpikir2 dia murid yg mana, maknanya roh seorang guru tuh takde dlm diri kamu. mendalam tuh!

aku rasa aku ni orang baik...hmmm

2009-06-04T22:48:00.002+08:00

ok..penah tak you all feel so vulnerable that it makes u rethink of how u behave for the past few years of your life? maksud aku, bila mcm2 hal jadi kat diri korang, it makes u wonder whether u ni masuk kategori "good" atau "bad"????
dalam 2 minggu ni, aku berdepan dengan pelbagai perkara dan berita yang mengejutkan.. (well some are expected...tapi tetap aku rasa nk buat2 terkejut jugak) gilo! ntahla.. aku rasa aku ni baik orgnya.. :p and i dunno whats wrong, selalu ada dugaan atau ujian yang buat aku fed up nak deal dengan org, dengan hati, dengan perasaan, dengan relationship, dengan kerja..dengan EVERYTHING la...
aku rasa aku dh buat yg terbaik utk semua yg aku nyatakan di atas.. tapi masih jugak things are not the way i want it to be. atau mungkinkah aku ni tak cukup bersyukur dgn semua nikmat yg Allah bg kat aku? mungkin jugak la kot...
all this time mungkin kita pikir the path that we are taking is correct atau suit dgn diri kita. but does it? answering this questions will only opens up to more questions! so i better quit asking and just look ahead of whats coming...to all my teacher frens, enjoy your hols!

apa sudah jadi???

2009-05-19T18:04:00.002+08:00

saya terpaksa menjadi ahli lelap untuk dunia blogger buat sementara waktu.
thanx kepada kawan2 yg sangat concern dengan blog yg sudah dipenuhi sawang ini..
ada yang dtg bertandang ke mari membawa penyapu dn feather duster...
tak kurang juga yang datang mengemop habuk2 disini...
jasa anda amat saya hargai..
saya sangat sibuk la kawan2.. nak berblog pon takde masa..
murid2 nk peksa, busy buat kertas soalan and also menghadiri pelbagai kursus.
uwaaa..oowh..lupa nak bagitau, poco2 dibatalkan..
ini kerana majlis hari guru telah bertukar majlis bacaan tahlil..
sempena menghormati pemergian seorang guru disekolah kami
yang baru meninggalkan kami semua dlm keadaan mengejut..innalillah.
itula..manusia hanya mampu merancang..
tapi hadiah aku tetap berbakul2..hehehe..ada masa akan diuploadkan kemudian..
salam...

Gigih Berlatih Poco Poco.. :p

2009-04-24T17:18:00.002+08:00

Aduhai..sempena hari guru yg tinggal tak sampe sebulan ni lagi.. para guru sedang giat berlatih untuk persembahan masing2..tahun ni we all dibahagikan mengikut team rumah sukan. so team merah kena wat nasyid, team kuning lak kena boria, team biru wat drama tari (ala2 PGL kot..hahah), team ungu kena wat dikir barat manakala team aku plak team ijo kena buat POCO POCO..HANCHO la jawabnya.. wakaka!
tetiba tanpa aku ketahui aku telah dilantik menjadi JURULETIH untuk team nih! maka aku pon study ler segala jenis tarian poco2 yg ada kat net nih! abes semua aku tgk, bukan curik idea , carik ilham (cover2) hahhaa.. mampos2! poco-poco ke pocong2..belasah!
jadi kalau beberapa ari nih aku lembap sgt balas msg korang atau pon sengal2 je posting ini kerana aku tgh lenguh2 kaki dan tangan kerana terlalu GIGIH (ke gigil?) berlatih poco poco.. ahaks!

A Very Fun Tag From Miss Kotak a.k.a Miss Saadah

2009-04-16T15:11:00.003+08:00

I did her tag and aswer all the questions asked on the web ( you can do so by clicking at the pic). so damn fun! i always know that i am a funny person..hahaha..not in the awkward way though..
so here is the result..about ME..after the quiz.

Quizzes Girls Games

Your fantasy boyfriend is Will Turner from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

Your fantasy boyfriend doesn't need a fancy title or fancy clothes to impress you. From the first moment you saw Will Turner, you knew he was something special. Will is clever, courageous, and all kinds of cute. He would sail to the ends of the earth to make you happy, but you won't make him go that far alone -- you'd rather be right there by his side. Whether you're running your fingers through his soft curls, or battling evil creatures from the depths of the sea, you and Will make one sexy team.

Quizzes Girls Games

People like you because you're funny.

On good days, you cheer people up with your infectious smile, and on not-so-good days, you crack them up with your sarcastic wit. For you, there's no such thing as laughing at the wrong time -- life is funny in the weirdest ways, and sometimes even the darkest, most serious situations get you giggling. Your friends love that about you. The only thing they can't stand is when you make them laugh so hard it hurts. Nah, they love that too.

Quizzes Girls Games

You're coconut lip balm!

Full of tropical heat and exotic passion, you radiate the luxury and comfort of long summer days at the beach. Your kisses are like a warm breeze that rustles the palm trees and ruffles a hot stranger's hair. You have the sensual, easygoing outlook of a surfer willing to wait forever for the perfect wave. You are hazy memories of relaxing on the sand as the sun warms your skin... and later, in the moonlight, kissing someone whose lips are just as tasty and tempting as your own.

Naluri Penyibuk Aku Yang Tak Best!!!

2009-04-12T22:11:00.003+08:00

Ok..before baca aku nk warning kowang sket (mungkin tanggapan aku salah.mungkin aku je rasa gini)..hehe..ataupon mungkin kowang yg akan warning aku balik lepas abes baca (penyibuk la ko minah, jgn tepi skirt sindrik la, sibuk jaga sluar org)..hahah..orait either way pon aku nk citer gak kat sini..
aku g kedai mamak tadi, masa aku parking ada satu keta datsun lama warna putih park sebelah aku.berkarat2 dh keta tuh! wonder gak leh jln lagi ke..mgkin boleh la kot kan..(woooiii apa nih? kuar topik la) dlm keta tuh ada sowang pakcik tua n budak laki (linkungan 10-12 tahun kot). dia paksa n marah2 budak tu suwuh kuar. budak tu tak mo kot. then aku blah jela.tak kuasa tunggu..lapar.nanti pakcik tu kata aku kepoh2,tak penah tgk org marah anak ke hapa.
masa mkn kat kedai,rupa2nya dia pon duduk makan sama. selang dua meja dr aku.dr tempat aku amat clear wajah budak laki tuh.sedang menangis.akupon lantak kan jelah.degil tak mo ikut ckp ayah,sapa suwuh. boy tu mmg comei,putih.
pakcik tu kata "pegi ambik makanan" sambil pegang bahu budak tuh. then budak tu pon tepis tangan pakcik tu n kata "apa pegang2 nih? asyik nk pegang je.rimas!!!" terus aku tersentak dari makan.erk! nk tercekik plak aku.sebab dlm pale otak aku dh berputar2 benda lain.apa sebenarnya hubungan dwang nih. then pakcik tu pujuk budak tuh dengan sgt lembut, "pegila makan,cepatla" naik geli lak aku. ngalahkan pujuk bini.
budak tu sambil nangis dia ckp " tak nak, jgn sentuh, tak nak mkn, jgn sentuh" mendengarkan budaktu ckp jgn sentuh bnyk kali ramai mata mula memandang ke arah mereka. kerana tak selesa agaknya pakcik tu pon seret budak tu kuar dn blah dgn keta buwok tuh!
erkk?? aku rasa tak best la..

Kenapa kau lelaki yang bengong???

2009-04-06T16:23:00.002+08:00

Aku tujukan benda alah ni bukan utk semua lelaki tau..kang marah aku plak. and untuk awek2 skalian, baca dengan hati terbuka tau. jgn buka apa2 plak masa baca..okey..okey.. cut the crap!
bebaru ni aku g kem pengakap..muahaha..dah tua2 pun camping pengakap. suka atilah.so, semasa kat camping nih ada la sentri.biasakla kan. satu mlm group budak2 kelana yg jaga. diorg lalu dpn khemah aku dan bagi salam.."assalamualaikum" aku pon yg separa sedar tu (pukul 1 pagi masa tu) jawabla "waalaikumsalam"..then diorg gelak. pastu dia bagi salam lagi "assalamualaikum" akupon jawap la "waalaikumusalam"..dia ketawa lagi..pehtu dia tanya aku, ye ke ni? ikhlas ke ni? aku pon kata la " ler..ikhlas la.." pastu dia gelak2 lagi.aku naik seram dah..org ke apa nih?jgn wat takut,dahla aku sorang dlm khemah tu, dua lg tent-mate aku g wat gadget memalam ari.team dia tak siap2 gajet lagi..setelah beberapa ketika, tetiba mamat tu pon ckp.."aaahhh.best la" makasih sayang" then diorg pon blah..
uik????APA NI LABU?...(dialog dlm ati) keesokan harinya..
beberapa budak kelana ni, dlm 5 org gelak2 tgk aku n tunjuk2..aku dh tau dh,ni mesti hal semalam.
rupa2nya semalam dia bukan bg salam tau..BARBIE! (sila buang r dan e yer). dia bukan ckp assalamualaikum..tapi "SUCK MY KON!"(bace laju2, bunyi mcm org bagi salam kau tau!) ada paham? SUCK MY KON!!!! takkan aku nak tulih kat sini plak kon tu short form utk apa kan..macam haram jer..tapi aku tak salah pape kan.aku bukan buat pon. so aku stedi jer. tapi yg aku tak suke, diorg suke betol dgn kejadian tu..sepanjang 3 hari camping, dok gelak manjang n siap kem2 salam kat aku..siap ckp hebat! APEHAL KO MAMAT? yucks!

tag dari shimawar..huh jenuh jawab

2009-04-02T23:23:00.002+08:00

this is first tag yg aku akan jawab..yay! utk aku..hahaha...

♥ How old are you?

- menyampah la akak dgn soklan nih..tekanan tau..hahah.. i dh 25 tahun ler!

♥ Are you single?

- TIDAK! TIDAK! TIDAK!

♥ At what age do you think you'll get married?

- hurmmm..ingatkan umo 18 dulu dh kawen..hahaha..tapi dh terlepas lak target kan.. busy! umor berapa2 pon takpe..redha :)

♥ Do you think you'll be marrying the person you are with now?

- Insyaallah.. *wink*

♥ If not, who do you want to marry?

- hurmm...blur lah!

♥ Who will be your bridesmaid and bestman?

- my cutest cousin yana..

♥ Do you want a garden/beach or traditional theme wedding?

- mana2 pon takpe janji kawen..hahah..org yg dtg cukup makan..both of us and our family are happy n give their blessing..thats all i need.

♥ Where do you plan to go on honeymoon?

- dalam bilik pengantin..hahaha...

♥ How many guess do you think you'll invite?

- 1000++ kot

♥ Will that include your exes?

- dont tink so..

♥ How many layers of cake do you want?

- 3 layers..satu utk aku..satu untk dia..satu korang kongsi ramai2..muakaka

♥ When do you want to get married, morning or evening?

- morning nikah, tgh hari sanding..malam dh leh wat keje lain..hahahah

♥ Name the song/tune you'd like to play at your wedding?

- Lagu kawen la per lagi.. hurmm.. maybe lagu "tercipta utk ku kot".. sayang paham kan? :P

♥ Champage or red wine?

- red sirap! hahaha

♥ Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?

- baca soalan terdahulu *wink*

♥ Money or household items?

- money..money..mani..opps!

♥ How many kids would you like to have?

- he wants 5 me on the other hand want 3..berapa pon aku trima, janji sihat dn sempurna.

♥ Will you record your honeymoon in DVD or VCD?

- musti mau..yg senonoh utk tontonan umum je la..huish!

♥ Whose wedding plan would you like to know?
anyone who's willing to share ler...

Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Ak

2009-03-23T20:29:00.004+08:00

uik? ni mencarut ke apa ni???ke jampi serapah tolak ujan??seram jugak nak baca nih??? nay..its actually a name u know..nama dia pjg lagi sebenarnya..kat title tu tak muat pulak..its a name of somebody's famous...okay before that, lets us imagine this :

Boy A : Hye nice to meet u..my name is John.What's yours?
Boy B: Well...u really wanna know? (taking a deep breath..) my name is Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam.
Boy A: Is that the name for your whole family or what? (while sratching his head)

OMG.. how hard is it for him when he wants to write on his exercise books or masa isi borang OMR (objective test) masa skool dulu kan..hahahaha...Oppss!! don laugh azlin..bad dog..err... bad girl!

okay enough of this nonsense...who is this fellar??? you may know him for his short name..i actually kind a like his song..pretty kool.. and from what i heard he actually had three wives..is it legal to have three wives in U.S?

who is it? who is it??? okay u r starting to annoy me..can't u guess from the name..there's a clue there.somewhere in that name..

which one is the clue? banyak sgt huruf la juling nak pilih satu...bagitau jelah weh! (kenapa lak ada sessi dialog dlm entry aku kali ni huh????nampak bnar bosan dengan entry yg biasa dipostkan) okay this person is better known as AKON..smack that all on the floor..smack that give me somemore..hurrraaahh!!!oooo si akon rupanya.. ehhh tak abis lagi berdialog?? tinggal la kau sini..i nak out! ciao! helloo???hello???weh..g mana tu weh?

please ignore the words in bold..not meeeeeee....iskh seram plak.. :)

why la..? aiyok!

2009-03-19T22:49:00.002+08:00

lately ni my streamyx connection is very..very..very damn slow..and susah sgt nak connect. sometimes can't even connect at all.. sakit kepala aku tau kekadang tu. and u know i was addicted with this blog called keisye games ( u can join too..scroll down..). its awesome..where u can download all kinds of cool games (full version ok) from here..(not literally from here,but it gives u the link to do so).when i say cool games, i mean really cool! almost all my favourite games are featured here.and the best part is - IT IS FREE!!! if u try to search these games on the net for free, u always end up playing the trial version ( usually allows you to play 60 minutes only)! seriously, 60 minutes?when you reach the best part...oooppsss! sorry your trial minutes is over. SHIT! but here everything is full version..some game u need to crack first in order to get it full..but dont worry on the blog itself,he/she provide "how to crack' guide to help u crack it. so back to my story,yg buat i marah is that when the connection is low or to damn slow, i can't download the game properly. or it takes like forever to be downloaded. this week is the worst! ,man! its like using dial-up pulak! last week was like the best week coz i download everything like crazy! hahahaha... u guys should go and try it. and i should call the telekom people and ask...why laaaaaa!!!!!why?????

10 sents please...

2009-03-06T15:09:00.003+08:00

Minggu ni merupakan English Week kat skool aku. Memacam r perlu dirancang.buat itu ini beli itu ini. busy nak mampos la jugak. dan sepanjang minggu ini juga, semua murid DIWAJIBKAN untuk bercakap dlm bahasa inggeris.kecuali semasa subjek agama islam n bm jer.masa perasmian tu we all ni kengkonon nk wat gempak la kan (biasala english teacher..gila glam kan). so we all decide GB (guru besar) akan cut the ribbon serentak dgn itu balloon+banner akan terbang la menandakan bermulanya english week.the hampeh part was,after GB cut the balloon.. ia pon terbangla..naik..naik..ehhh.. turun..turun..turun..and landed atas keta one of the teacher.bebudak pakat gelak dh...(@#$%^YT&&*!!!!!!!) maybe banner tu agak berat la kot utk dipushkan ke atas.. iskh.iskh..graviti2!
Lepas dh suruh budak kutip benda alah tu yg land ats keta Mrs X,we all trozkan la agenda lain. So as the emcee aku pon cakap la, " everyone must speak in english the whole time this week. even better if u can continue doing it all throughout the year.(maklumla skool aku ni nama je kat selangor,but bukan area town pon).those who speak in malay or any other language (multiracial skool kan)will be fine 10cents per word.masa aku nk letak balik mic kat stand dia,the mic suddenly slip and landed on my feet.punyala sedap aku pon jerit - adoi! murid2 pon troz ckp "10 cents please" merahnya muka aku masa tu..iskh!
after the opening ceremony,memurid pon balik ke kelas. dengan poyonya semua pon start la speaking diorg yg berabuk tu kan.mcm2 dialog kedengaran dlm diorg berbaris balik ke kelas masing2 tu. "infront people!fast2 la walking.." - "oiii behind people..dont push2!pain la weh!" hahhaa..lantak ko la labu.. masuk je kelas,aku ngaja seperti biasa.ada gak budak2 yg terlepas ckp in bm..dptla jugak aku buat collection (jgn slh anggap yer,duit masuk tabung kelas.utk diorg gak)then ada sowang budak ni dtg kedepan and beri aku 50sen sambil berkata "cikgu,saya nk pegi tandas" and troz meluru keluar dh tak tahan sgt.hahaha... sanggup bayar sebab nk cepat.kids! tapi lega aku,semua dh selesai dh.segala aktiviti yg we all rancang sepanjang minggu ni berjaya dijlnkan tanpa masalah.budak2 pon nampak enjoy sgt..

Aku Menyampah Bila..

2009-03-04T23:09:00.002+08:00

Actually aku ni memang suka gak menyampah2 ni..hahaha..kidding..tapi ada beberapa perkara la yang boleh membuatkan aku menyampah dan kdg2 sampai ke tahap meluat! Aku menyampah bila..

1) Orang yg suka point org lain (buat keja ke,salahkan org ke pape la) and sorok diri dia ataupon larikan diri jauh2..damn!

2) Orang yg ckp depan lain blakang lain..cam ANGEL la konon but with a DEVIL's mouth.. (rasa cam nak sekeh2 je tau)

3) Org yang bila naik lift,then suka tekan nombor tingkat tu bnyk2 kali.. (ko ingat lift tu akan gerak cepat ke bila ko tekan2 tuh?..)irritating tau.mcm dia je tau nk cepat.

4) Org yg suka memerli (read: mencaci, mencerca) org lain by using word mcm "ko tu pakai tudung,sedarla sket" or " pompuan apa ni?" hellooooo????? kenapa? if pompuan pakai tudung dia takleh senyum,ketawa or bergurau? kemain tegur org...but then yg tukang tegur tu lagi la..OUT!

5) Org yg tak tau bawa diri..meaning that pepandaila jaga or kontrol yourself bergantung to occasion. ini tak,kat memana tempat pon dia wat cam kat ghumah dia..(true to myself la konon,tak mo hipokrot) ikutla tempat,kalau g tempat ado makcik2 tlg la kan...kita kan org MALAYSIA.respect others.

6) Org yg suka bercakap/ketawa sambil tepuk2 or cubit2 org disebelah. Sumpah aku terganggu dgn org mcm ni.. nak gelak, gelak jela..ko tampar2 aku pehal..truz tersentap mood aku nk gelak..arrrgghhh!!!

7) Aku tetiba rasa menyampah dgn list yg aku buat sendiri ni...arghhh! argghh!

Parti politik paling ceria..say cheese!parti politik,

2009-03-03T19:13:00.005+08:00

Sangat cute okeh! okeh ke tak weh? Memang gambar lama.. (aku tau) just aku terpanggil nak write about it since its so damn cute! imagine two of malaysian leaders can laugh their hearts out dalam satu perjumpaan politik (betul ke bahsa aku ni?) yg selalunya dianggap very serious and booooring..(pada aku la).
furthermore its shows 2 generation unites. menunjukkan yg UMNO is very open and welcoming young blood to take part in malaysian politic and mencorakkannya ke arah yg lebih baik (wahhh..wakil rakyat ke apa aku ni) hehehe...i mean come on la malaysian..jgnla serious sgt.. dgn keadaan politik yg agak menakutkan (read : perak) aku rasa gerun gak dgn arah mana politik negara kita ni. adakah salah "kite" masa voting dulu yg terlalu membuka banyak ruang for those opponent party untuk penetrate masuk ke parlimen kite (sehingga jd sgt kuat sampai berani lawan sultan?). i don know..and apa yg pasti UNDI SAYA ADALAH RAHSIA. i'm not taking sapa2 punya side, but for malays remember la..Sultan is our last shield..kalau sultan pon nk dikecilkan kuasa.. apa akan adi to us malay? LU PIKIRLA SENDIRI.. hehehe..till next post..do support me.. eventhough aku rasa mcm aku je yg baca blog aku ni sendiri..hahaha.. tak pe..i ok aje! parti politik

~Mulanya Di Sini~

2009-02-27T17:40:00.001+08:00

Salam.. actually aku pon tak tahu nak mula mcm mana.. tapi tulah.. blogging seems interesting pulak lately ni..semua kengkawan aku pon dok kalut nk berblog..kdg2 kelam kabut nk balik umah..bunyi je loceng..zasss!!! ilang doh! anak-anak murid dok terkial2 usung beg, cikgu dh kluar pagar dh... yg buat aku heran,cikgu2 bujang plak tu! bukan ada anak yg nk disusukan atau laki/bini yg nk didodoikan..tapi rupanya dok kejar nk post kat blog masing2! tapi itu blom cukup kuat buat aku terpanggil nk join dunia blog ni..tapi HANIS ZALIKHA, ZALIKHA KHARIRI, MELISSA and few others (they r my idols in blogging world) do checkout their blog on my list of blog ya....kerana addicted ngan blog diaorang la aku mula rasa syok gak ek blogging ni...tapi aku baru nk merangkak..i'll be posting more frequent n more menarik once i'm used to it..now leh pos yg bodo2 jela dulu..ok la tu!